theres been a spider sitting next to my chair for like an hour like he owns the place. get out fuckboy

kingcheddarxvii:

If I ever get married I’m having my own bed, all for me, I’m an adult and I paid for this bed and I am not sharing it. I like to sprawl out, not have to worry about who I’m pooting on, drooling on my pillow with reckless abandon, kicking dream monsters and not hurting anyone. No reason a loving relationship should necessitate sacrificing that, no sir

welcome to my twisted ankle

kingcheddarxvii:

effington:

Terrifying

This reminds me of those pictures of the president you sometimes see hanging behind the counter at stores except it’s a dystopian setting where Dennis has taken over and demands a giant framed picture of him in the front display of every store

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