theres been a spider sitting next to my chair for like an hour like he owns the place. get out fuckboy


If I ever get married I’m having my own bed, all for me, I’m an adult and I paid for this bed and I am not sharing it. I like to sprawl out, not have to worry about who I’m pooting on, drooling on my pillow with reckless abandon, kicking dream monsters and not hurting anyone. No reason a loving relationship should necessitate sacrificing that, no sir

welcome to my twisted ankle




This reminds me of those pictures of the president you sometimes see hanging behind the counter at stores except it’s a dystopian setting where Dennis has taken over and demands a giant framed picture of him in the front display of every store

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i'm emily and i live in florida

i thought evangelion was a band

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